President Obama set out on a taxpayer-paid bus tour of the Midwest Monday, designed to share his plan for spending more phantom money to spur job growth. I asked my Facebook audience to come up with a clever name for the three-day tour–something that would look good in the form of a slogan painted on the bus.
Here’s are some of my favorites, collected over the past three days:
Highway to Hell Tour
Ship of Fools
Tour d’Farce
Down the Drain Tour
Screwed Again
On the Road to Ruin Tour
The Rolling Ripoff
Magical Mystery Tour
Magical Misery Tour
Rolling Blunder
Debt-End Tour
American and Bust
Down the Ravine Express
The Farewell Tour
Tour of Tyranny
Endless Bummer
The Titanic
Tour d’Marx
Off The Cliff Express
Honk if you hate guns and bibles
Hoodwinked and Bamboozled Tour
The Economic Bus Tour to Nowhere!
Looking for the Exit Tour
Throw America Under the Bus Tour
Barackalypse Now
Hot Air Blows Chunks Tour
Marxist Resurrection Tour
The Bus to Nowhere
Bloodmobile
Carbon Footprint Express
Teleprompter Tour
Barack’s Arrogant Ride of Tyranny
It’s NOT my Fault Bus
“Spending YOUR Money” Express
The New Standard is Poor Tour
Greyhound One
Blame Bush Express
The Rambling Rip-Off
Mobile Mortuary
People’s-Money Bus
Spread the Welfare Tour
The Obamascare Bus Tour